Your eyes are as green as an emerald sea
Your hair so long and golden
Your lips so red, your hands so smooth
I long so much to hold them.
From every cell which makes you up
There oozes sweet perfection
(In place of oil, ‘cos that’s, like, gross)
Oh, great is my attraction.
I know you’ve had a hard life
That wasn’t very fun
You grew up as an orphan and
Were shunned by everyone.
Deprived of friends, you walked alone
And to yourself you kept
And none was there to wipe away
Each precious tear you wept.
Your peers may tease you - horrid things
Ignore them, let them be
Those mortals never can compare
To one as great as thee.
They say your head is full of air
Heed not their words of spite
One day they’ll see your intellect
And they will see the light.
And so now, Raven Lightwater Moonshine,
I’ve come to set things right
Meet me at ten by the hobbit fields
We’ll have some fun tonight.
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I wrote this when I was 16, idk. :|
#mary sue |#fanfic |#poetry |#fandom |#lord of the rings |#mine |
Neo nonchalantly sat down at his computer and hacked into the computers of all the journalists who had been slinging superficial insults at Keanu’s latest revision of his Mortal Human disguise. Neo casually deleted every single font from their computers other than Comic Sans MS and Papyrus, and made sure it was permanent.
They would never know what hit them.
Neo sat back in his chair and gave a small, satisfied smile.
#keanu reeves |#the matrix |#keanuspawn |#fanfic |#mine |
after my friend said, “quintohair looks like a small creature that exists in a symbiotic relationship with quintohead”.
#zachary quinto |#zachary quinto's hair |#poetry |#mine |#pinto |
Michael J. Fox speaking at a Q&A with James Lipton (not in photos) and the Stanley Cup (partly in photos; at one point MJF touched it and then asked if he was allowed to do that. and then he touched it again), at the NHL store in New York on the 3rd of May 2013, 6:45 pm.
He talked mostly about hockey stuff. I barely registered what he said because my brain was too busy thinking ‘OMG MJF’, and ironically someone asked him who his favourite hockey player was, and he said Bobby Orr, and gave that anecdote about meeting him and playing a hockey game with him (the same story that was in one of his books, can’t remember which), and how at their initial meeting he was so stoked to meet the guy that he couldn’t remember a word he said, and I thought it was so relevant to me right then;
They allowed questions from the audience at the end. People mostly asked hockey stuff; one little boy asked him what his number was when he played hockey as a kid, and he said it was usually 7. Someone asked what Alex P. Keaton’s favourite hockey team would be. MJF said that he didn’t think Alex would want to get messed up with that stuff.
Then it was over, and the guards stepped in and said “straight to the car”, and they shuttled MJF right out the door, not letting him stop for any fan interaction whatsoever even though there were only about 7 of us who wanted autographs.
It’s still good to have seen my favourite actor in the flesh, though. The closest I got was probably 2 or 3 metres, but it felt oddly normal. I wasn’t as hyper as I feared I might have been; I was really calm. But throughout it I also felt like I was waiting for something magical to happen that… never really did.
#michael j. fox |#mine |#michael j fox |
Keanu calendar, May 2013: 1366x768 | 1024x768
#keanu reeves |#calendar |#2013 |#may |#calendars |#mine |
Battery Park, NYC
#new york |#photography |#battery park |#new york city |#parks |#mine |
the angels don’t stand a chance.
#bill and ted |#doctor who |#keanu reeves |#alex winter |#bill and ted's excellent adventure |#mine |#crossover |
for taifunu. quote from this interview.
#keanu reeves |#sad keanu |#mine |
(x)
#back to the future |#mean girls |#michael j. fox |#christopher lloyd |#portal |#mine |
okay, i’m done.
#tom waits |#bad puns |#mine |
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