October 2011
September 2011
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1382) It seems to me that there are so many FTMs...
Because this is Tumblr, and Tumblr in general is full of Sherlock and Doctor Who fans.
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LOL. MY MOM JUST CAME IN AND YELLED AT ME
mishasminions:
I WAS RIDING MY SCOOTER (No, “SCOOTER” is not a person or pet or pet name for someone’s dick) AROUND MY ROOM A FEW MINUTES AGO, AND MY MOM WALKED IN ON ME HAVING A GOOD TIME
MOM: WTF R U DOIN?! IT’S ALMOST 2AM! ME: I’M RELIVING MY CHILDHOOD MOM: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SCOOTER? ME: FROM THE 90’s MOM: PUT IT BACK AND GO TO BED. YOU’RE TOO OLD FOR THAT. YOU’LL BREAK A HIP.
FML. I’M...
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from the IMDb boards...
josiekmuir: Now, if the kid does come here he/she is probably watching porn.
anivad42: If a kid comes to IMDb to watch porn, he/she has issues.
putdownthatsalamander: If a kid comes to IMDb to watch porn, he/she has a type of account i'm unaware of.
anivad42: ...unless it's West Anaximander Collins, who in a decade or so's time will totally come to IMDb to watch porn. BECAUSE HE CAN DO THAT.
putdownthatsalamander: Could totally happen; I mean, his dad is already teaching him how to drive. I don't know what will happen to the World when that kid becomes of age... Different universes will collide and merge and stuff.
anivad42: ...and then there'd be a Mishalternate. D:
putdownthatsalamander: ... which, considering the number of characters Misha already played in Supernatural alone, would be completely redundant.
anivad42: But this would be REAL LIFE.
putdownthatsalamander: Real life with TWO MISHAS!! One is an assbutt who comes up with charity organizations; the other is an PC-goody-two-shoes who... poisons the water supply?
anivad42: ...alternatively, one is the Antichrist, and the other is God.
putdownthatsalamander: Epic battle!
anivad42: I'm posting this on Tumblr.
“Marcia called—she says she doesn’t like the eyes on the crab. She wants you to...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
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“People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...”
– George Carlin (via suzywire)
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altradonna:
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INTERVIEWER: What don't people know about Keanu?
SANDRA BULLOCK: Anything the world doesn't know, he doesn't want the world to know. What they do need to know is [turns to Reeves] that you're gonna have a pet really, really soon. I think it's time for you to step up!
KEANU REEVES: [shaking head no] Oh my God.
BULLOCK: He says he can just imagine one day I drop a turtle off at his house with a note: "Love, Sandy"
INTERVIEWER: No critters for you, Keanu?
REEVES: [singing a line from an Iggy Pop song] "I wanna be your dog!"
BULLOCK: You just have to ignore him.
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john-noble:
• We do NOT care about your new haircut. • NO ONE goes to the Fringe tag to look at people’s hair. • You are honestly beyond annoying. • So please please PLEASEEEE stop tagging your photos as #fringe. • Sincerely yours, a very angry Fringe fan.
I LOVE YOU XD
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