August 2011
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OH I JUST REMEMBERED
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lippykid:
During the Paul Q&A, Simon Pegg was given a Fuck/Marry/Kill question from an audience member (between Nick Frost, Zachary Quinto and Martin Freeman):
Fuck - Nick Frost (“well, we already have, so….”)
Marry - Martin Freeman (“Because I saw him in his Hobbit costume just the other day and he’s marriage material”)
Kill - Zach Quinto (“Because he’s too...
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Sometimes I sink into moods where I wonder why things happen the way they do, or...
– Keanu Reeves (via neojedi)
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How to Make Quality Graphics™ for Tumblr
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I always see posts from people lamenting that their Photoshop skills are subpar. Well, those days are over my friends, for I am going to teach you how to make a Quality Graphic™ for Tumblr. Before you know it, you’ll be an expert!
SO JUST CLICK “READ MORE” AND ALL YOUR DREAMS WILL COME TRUE
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The Matrix: Shakespeare
(wrote this in 2007, never completed)
CYPHER Forsooth, lady, it is not your shift yet Deceive me not; I know only too well What brings you here at this early hour. Your eyes delight as they feast upon him Cherish this time; soon, they will feast no more And his soul cry out from the green abyss. TRINITY His fate is not sealed. Our leader, Morpheus Believeth him to be the Chosen One. CYPHER But...
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Fuck Yeah FTMs!: I was fired from my job today for... →
fuckyeahftms:
Hey fellas. Usually when I post here I’m in a relatively good mood, but today was rough.
It was the 2nd day of a new job, I informed management in beginning of Day 1 of my preferred name and pronouns and that I’m trans. It went really well and my supervisor was quite supportive.
Apparently my…
I didn’t want to reblog this on my main tumblr blog, but I’m...
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Someone is Wrong on the Internet
what happens when you’re angry and can’t sublimate the pain of being wronged, misjudged, looked down upon; with pounding heart and throbbing brain and muscles tensed that want to fight and loose the stress and kick and bite and rend apart the enemy and damage their anatomy and hear their screams rise to the air and lack the sympathy to care and squeeze their throat and break their...
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Sometimes food runs deadly short One must take the last resort “Can I have you o’er for tea?” Shatner asked Pine hungrily. “Sure!” said Pine, and so they met At the back of Trek 12’s set “Today’s meal,” then declared the Shat, “is Captain Fine.” Pine looked upset. “I don’t eat birds,” he said, then screamed As...
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girl: boy do u love me
boy: shuffles around nervously
girl: answer me
boy: eyes dart back and forth
girl: i love you
boy: turns head slowly to look at girl
girl: stop narrating all ur actions u fucking weirdo
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