Neo stole my heart. SYLAR STOLE MY BRAIN.
December 2011
the secret life of john constantine.
- trinityhelp: everyone's human.
- anivad42: ...except keanu. who is secretly a vampire
- trinityhelp: yes. a 47-year-old who honestly looks about 10 years younger
- anivad42: Constantine should go on a quest to discover if Keanu sparkles in the sun
- trinityhelp: YES. he reads crappy books in his spare time. so he has picked up Twilight
- anivad42: who, Connie? XD XD XD
- trinityhelp: yes
- anivad42: NEW HEADCANON. is he team jacob or team edward
- trinityhelp: XDDDD ummm.
- anivad42: or does he want bella for himself. :|
- trinityhelp: nah. Bella isn't his type
- anivad42: this is not a conversation I'd ever thought I'd have.
- trinityhelp: ME EITHER
- anivad42: Twilight is his guilty pleasure. he keeps the books stashed under his bed behind a bunch of weapons
- trinityhelp: yes, yes it is. he spends his time marveling over how stupid everyone is, while simultaneously not being able to put it down
- anivad42: enchanted by the prose of ms. meyers
- trinityhelp: LOOOOL
- anivad42: once he wondered if it was a real story
- trinityhelp: XDDDD for how long?
- anivad42: he has never completely dismissed the possibility
