May 2013
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Interviewer: You’ve obviously been very busy since the show ended. Do people approach you more for “Arrested” or for something like “Superbad”?
Michael Cera: More than anything people recognize me from “The Social Network,” which I was not in.
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SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY
UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”
UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG
PLEASE TELL ME YOU TWO MET AND GOT MARRIED BECAUSE...
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robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
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jennifer lawrence: food
tumblr: OMG XD SHE SAID FOOD!!! I EAT FOOD TOO!!!! SHES PRACTICALLY TUMBLER XDDDDD!!!!
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Neo nonchalantly sat down at his computer and hacked into the computers of all the journalists who had been slinging superficial insults at Keanu’s latest revision of his Mortal Human disguise. Neo casually deleted every single font from their computers other than Comic Sans MS and Papyrus, and made sure it was permanent.
They would never know what hit them.
Neo sat back in his chair and...
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Cool Breeze Over the Mountains: whitetiger9: Oh,... →
whitetiger9:
Oh, boy.
*goes in the Keanu Reeves tag*
Nope.
*goes out of the Keanu Reeves tag*
Okay, no one cares about my opinion, but I am compelled to say something.
This criticism of his looks should stop.
A few years ago I was very obsessed with Keanu. Maybe even more than I’m…
this is awesome. especially the part where Keanu’s people did not intend him to give autographs...
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Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.
– Hafiz (via goldgossamer)
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Anonymous asked: Have you seen the horrible pics of Keanu in Cannes? What happend to his face? :(
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Inform the Googles we’re launching!
– (via clientsfromhell)
I strangely love this.
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imagine-your-fav-character:
Imagine your favorite character deciding to drag you to a shopping mall just so they can secretly find out what you like and get the perfect birthday present
conor no
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Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
fine. challenge accepted.
it would be the best week of my life. ever ;)
can i take them into my world instead
and then others, played by...
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clientsfromhell:
Client: The site isn’t working right.
Me: That’s strange.
I download a page and take a look at the code.
Me: It looks like a bunch of the code is missing. Did you have anyone modify the site?
Client: No, nothing like that.
Me: Well there are entire chunks of code missing that was there yesterday.
Client: Oh yeah, that was me, some of the code seemed unnecessary. Back to the...
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